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"Trouble at
the Tropicabana!"
Our "I Love Lucy" Spoof!
  Take a walk down memory lane with Lucy, Ricky, Fred, and Ethel when your theater company presents
Trouble at the Tropicabana. You’ll enjoy fine food, tropical drinks, and Latin music and dancing at Ricky’s
club tonight, as he gets ready to sign a contract with movie mogul heiress Celia B. DeMilo. Is Celia who she claims to be?
Will Lucy and Ethel ruin Ricky’s big chance with another of their harebrained schemes to get into show business? What’s
the notorious gangster Mr. Big doing at Ricky’s club? And who committed the murder? The murder? That’s right—the
murder! This is one our our biggest
crowd-pleasers ever! This show contains all the zanyness of an "I Love Lucy" episode, as well as
singing, dancing by Ricky and his club girls, and conga lines and mambo lessons performed by your audience!
The cast
includes 3 men and 4 women in speaking roles. An additional 3 women in non-speaking roles round out the cast.
The script package includes
set design instructions, music suggestions and where to purchase the performance tracks (karaoke), directions for
constructing the Carmen Miranda fruit hats (pictured to the right), and much, much more!
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Price: $75.00 Script Sample: To view a sample of this script, click the
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"Murder On the Oriental Rug"
spoofing Agatha Christie novels and a whole lot more!
  Move over -- or roll over-- Agatha Christie, when The Lakeside Players present
their new, original mystery dinner show that spoofs old-fashioned whodunits, the medical profession, "female problems,"
and theater folks!
When half the cast of "Murder
on the Oriental Rug" bails out, the remaining performers are stuck playing all the roles. During the first act, you'll
meet a Shakespearean actor with a drinking problem, a washed-up former child star, a bimbo with a short memory, and a hapless
costumer who finds herself onstage -- playing a man.
During the "play within
a play," you'll visit the exclusive clinic of Dr. Charles Ovary, renowned hot flash specialist who's secretly
treating a famous actress trying desperately to regain her youth. You'll get to know the doctor's coldly efficient
wife, his passionate female protégé, the actresses' hunky husband, a flighty French maid, a shifty handyman,
and an inspector investigating the dead body on the Oriental rug.
Will the play make it to Broadway?
Will the performers remember their lines? Will the Shakespearean actor fit into the maid's costume? Will the chalk outline
come out of the rug? Will the inspector solve the murder? Will another murder occur?
Before the evening's over, some else will be ruthlessly murdered, and it's up to the audience
to solve the crime. Prizes will be awarded to the first people who correctly guess the murder and motive.
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Discover Card, PayPal, or Electronic Check, click the "Add to Cart" button below.
"Murder On the Oriental Rug" Script Package & Royalties for 10 Performances
Price: $75.00
Script Sample: To view a sample
of this script, click the link below. It will open a Word Document. This is the script, minus the last eight to
ten pages.
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"Dealt A Deadly Hand"
Murder At the Pocono Royale Casino!
Poking
fun at "Casablanca", casino life, and senior citizen gambling addictions
Is nothing sacred? This mystery dinner show spoofs the
movie "Casablanca" and the American Dream of winning the jackpot. You'll meet crafty Native
Americans, sneaky senior citizens, an Austrialian Croc Chaser, a two-faced lawyer, a kid with
two left feet, a gambling casino owner with a Humphrey Bogart complex, and a gold digging ex-wife. Throw music and
mayhem into the mix and you have -- "Dealt A Deadly Hand--Murder at the Pocono Royale Casino!"
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for 10 performances
Price: $75.00
Script Sample: To view a sample
of this script, click the link below. It will open a Word Document. This is the script, minus the last eight to
ten pages.
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"Fishin' for Trouble"
A
Whale of a Fatal Tale!
This package comes with instructions
to convert this show into a Christmas version titled
"HOME-icide for the
HOLIDAYS"
Welcome to the annual gala fundraiser for the International
Feed the Whales Foundation! Tonight you'll meet former TV star Sally Crouthers, head of the Foundation; her husband Peter
St. Croix, CEO of Pirate Pete's Frozen Fish Sticks; Countess Stella de Marina, the chief benefactor; Capt. Dick Rudder,
owner of the official Feed the Whales boat; and Dr. Myrna Fluke, famous whaleologist. You'll also be treated to some music
and dancing. But wait! Are deadly undercurrents lurking beneath the festive atmosphere? Keep your eyes and ears open, because
someone will meet their demise tonight--and it's up to you to solve the crime!
And
remember, with this package you get instructions on how to change "Fishin' for Trouble" to Homicide for the
Holidays", a Christmas Murder Mystery version of "Fishin' for Trouble".
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Discover Card, PayPal, or Electronic Check, click the "Add
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"Fishin'
for Trouble" Script Package & Royalties for 10 Performances
Price:
$75.00
Script Sample: To view a sample
of this script, click the link below. It will open a Word Document. This is the script, minus the last eight to
ten pages.
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"Polter-Heist"
Our
Haunted Inn Spoof Great for Halloween or any time of the year!  Polter-Heist? That's right.
The spelling isn't wrong. This is a show where everyone is trying to heist something--including stealing a ghost.
Join Madame Zelda Von Schpookum, president of the
Boogeyman Outreach Organization (BOO), and a host of whacky characters as they attempt to make contact with
the ghost haunting the Mouldering Pines Inn. See Professor Lionel Spector become possessed by the spirit!
Will the bickering innkeepers, Jim and Phyllis Lodge, kill each other before finding the lost treasure? Will the FBI
agents, Smolder and Skullery from the Hex Files division, solve the mystery of the haunted inn before another murder is committed?
A hauntingly hilarious show that's perfect for Halloween--or any other time of the year! This non-musical show has a cast of 5 women and
3 men. It is easily adapted to actors of all ages. The set is minimal, requiring only two folding chairs and a boom
box. One of our most popular shows and the easiest to perform!
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A Complete Polter-Heist
Script Package & Royalties for 10 Performances
Price:
$75.00 Script Sample: To view a sample
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ten pages.
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"Murder at the Tonylou Awards"
Poking fun at every awards show out there!
Just when you thought you'd seen an award for
everything, here comes...
The Tonylou Awards! It's the biggest event of the year! A star-studded
night, featuring the most famous stars and studs from Broadway. There's no telling what an actor might
do to win this coveted award! You'll meet some of the biggest names in the industry, including Celia B.
DeMilo, CEO of PMS Studios, searching for her next big star; Monty Carlo, Latin superstar trying to break into
the American market; Tony Hardcastle, your host for the evening; and the unforgettable (and always inebriated) Lorna
Lush, has-been actress and a fixture at every awards show. But all is not as it seems. Behind the scenes,
there's plenty of jealousy, greed, and good old fashioned backstabbing going on. Will Lorna finally get an award?
Will Celia find her next big star? Will the truth surrounding the mysterious deaths of Tony and Marylou
Hardcastle, Sr. finally be revealed? Was it an accident.........or murder! Tune in to find
out!
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with Royalties for 10 Performances
Price:
$75.00
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ten pages.
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"Eat, Drink and Be Murdered!"
Our Irish
version of The Hatfields and the McKoys
  Grandma Rose O'Riley McFadden took the O'Riley recipe
for homemade whiskey, handed down to her by her father, and gave it to her husband, Finian McFadden. He built a distillery,
and now Wild Irish Rose Whiskey is one of the top selling brands in the world. The McFaddens are filthy rich because of the
O'Riley family recipe. To make things even worse between the two families, many of the O'Rileys have to work for the
McFaddens at the distillery because there's no other employment in the area. Finian and Rose have one child, Conor. When Finian died,
Conor took over running the distillery--but not with absolute control. When Rose gave away the O'Riley family recipe,
she purposely left out one ingredient as an "insurance policy." To this day, only she knows what that ingredient
is. For years, she's gone in and added the ingredient to each mix. Rose always knew the family recipe was a worth a fortune;
she also suspected that Finian married her for the recipe. She married him because his family had the money to start the distillery,
and she hoped she could eventually convince him to include the O'Rileys. Finian turned out to be a real bastard. He hated
the O'Rileys, treated them like dirt, and gave them the lowest jobs at the distillery. Rose never divulged the secret
ingredient and held out hope that when Conor grew up, he'd take over the business and include the O'Rileys. Unfortunately,
Conor turned out to be a chip off the old McFadden block, a real O'Riley hater. Now, Rose's health
and mind appear to be failing, and both families are worried. If she dies before revealing the secret ingredient, it's
curtains for Wild Irish Rose Whiskey and the McFadden empire. The McFaddens need the secret to stay in business. The
O'Rileys want the secret to begin producing what they feel is rightfully theirs. Family members on both sides have their
own reasons for getting their hands on that secret ingredient. To make matters worse, today is Rose's 80th birthday, and
both families have been forced to gather under one roof to honor her. It's a family reunion in the middle of a family
feud.
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Price: $75.00
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ten pages.
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| Case of the Malted Falcon |
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The first in a series of murder mystery script packages involving our very own bumbling detective...
Sam
Club, Private Eye
in
"The
Case of the Malted Falcon"
Private Eye Sam Club is in hot chocolate - er, hot
water - when the priceless edible chocolate sculpture he's guarding is stolen while it's being transported by train
to the Gallery of Amazingly Great Art (GAGA) in New York City. Is the thief Velma Vavoomski, Sam's
ditsy secretary? Famous TV chef Rachael Raven? Bird Activist Abigail Nightingale? Or one of the other wacky characters? Help
Sam and amateur sleuth Miss Marbles solve the crime!
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Price: $75.00
 Script Sample: To view a sample
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   It's finally here!
The second in a series of Sam
Club Mysteries!!
Get ready for an evening of fatal fun when your group presents,
"Sam Club, Private Eye and the Case of the Motorcoach Murder". Join Sam Club, private eye, and his mother,
Wilimena (Billy) Club, Minnie Cooper, Cornelia Bellweather and host of other zany characters as the action takes place at
a resort where a senior group stops for the night after attending the famous Road Kill Falls Annual Barbeque. But this
murder mystery has a different twist. Instead of having someone die at the end, we bring in the body right in the beginning.
Then the audience watches for clues and tries to guess who killed poor Harry the group leader. Every cast member is
a suspect, including Sam Club himself. Although he's on vacation, Sam is talked into solving the crime,
and
goes about it in his usual bumbling fashion.
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below.
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Price: $75.00
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  Murder On the Lust
Boat!
Get ready for an evening of hilarious hi-jinx on the high seas when the S.S. Lust Boat sets
sail! Meet Capt. Ivah Dinghy, Fiona Helmsworth, owner of the ship; social director Monique Lewdinsky, and
the rest of the wacky cast in the Afterglow Lounge on a luxury ocean liner nicknamed "The Lust Boat." Why the nickname?
Because the activities planned by the social director are so naughty, people are running off with other people's mates.
In fact, some couples hit dry land and head straight for the divorce lawyer!
The action revolves
around Rico, Man of Mystery, who sits at a table onstage and tries to mind his own business. Trouble is, every staff member
on the ship thinks Rico is someone different - from a restaurant critic to a hit man. Rico isn't talking, but the rest
of the cast can't shut up. They spend their time gossiping about each other and dredging up secrets from each other's
pasts.
In the end, someone is brutally murdered, and it's up to the audience to guess who
done it. Every cast member is a suspect. The audience casts its votes, and the first people to correctly guess the murderer
and motive win prizes.
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below.
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Price: $75.00
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 Holmes Sweet Homicide Our New Sherlock Holmes Spoof!!
Move over -- or roll over—Arthur Conan Doyle! And he will when
your theater company unveils a mystery dinner show that spoofs Victorian customs, Sherlock Holmes mysteries, exotic
diseases and cures, and more. World-famous detective Hemlock Holmes has just returned from a trip
to a sanatorium in upstate New York, where he visited a long-lost cousin. Unbeknownst to his sidekick Whatsun, Holmes has
brought the cousin, Elmira, back home. When Whatsun finds out the cousin is a beautiful woman with a rare mental disorder
called Disrobe-a-phobia, she’s shocked and jealous! (Yes, Whatsun is a woman, too.) Mystery and intrigue abound when
Dr. Charles Ovary and his nurse arrive to cure Elmira – and the doctor becomes as infatuated with Elmira as Holmes is! Your
audience will need to keep its eyes and ears open, because someone will be ruthlessly murdered at the end of the play, and
it’s up to them to guess who-done-it! To purchase this script
package using Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover
Card, PayPal or Electronic Check, click the "Add
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Purchase a complete "Murder On the
Lust Boat" script package with royalties for 10 performances
Price: $75.00
Script Sample: To view a sample of this script, click the link below.
It will open a Word Document. This is the script, minus the last eight to ten pages.
click here to download file
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you will be taken to an Order Form Page. Print that page, fill it out and send it in with your check.
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Remember, if you have any questions, don't hesitate to contact us.
Break a leg!
Tony & Marylou
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